The eNotes Blog ZZZZzzzz Ten Books We CouldntFinish

ZZZZzzzz Ten Books We CouldntFinish My home is filled with books. Books on shelves, books overflowing shelves, books on my nightstand, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, on the floor. Most I manage to get through, if not always enjoy. I am a big believer in seeing it through.   Most of my friends feel the same way. AND YET there are always a few that we just cannot seem to finish.   Some are classics that we know we should complete before the inevitable Rise of the Librarians comes to quiz us with tasers. Others are books friends raved about.or best sellers that have evoked a lot of fussfor no reason YOU can discern. Whatever the reason, here are confessions of my well-read friends and colleagues, many of them English professors, so I will have to give them Code Names so their students never find out their dark, dark, secrets. 1.   Moby Dick  by Herman Melville Dense passage about the physiognomy of whales: the poor mans Ambien.   We all know that this should be read. And many of us keep trying. Its our own. yeah, you guessed it  Moby Dick  (Insert groaning here.) 2.   The Lord of the Rings  by J.R.R. Tolkien More Viggo Mortensen would have made this seemingly-endless series more interesting for  me. Skipping the endless songs moves things right along though. Save yourself some time and listen to some Zep to catch up on everything you need to know about what you glossed over. 3.   Paradisio  by Dante Alighieri   Another popular snooze-fest, this comment sums up our feelings in general:   I cant finish Paradisio. The torments of The Inferno and even Purgatorio appeal to my sense of schadenfreude, but people in heaven and Beatrice? BO-RING. 4.   Anything by Stephen King   I must say, in Kings defense, that his text  On Writing  Ã‚  is one of my favorites. However, King, to me, and many others, is like the Costco of literature. Do you really need that giant box of paper towels? Or that giant stack of largely interchangeable plots and characters? 5.   Fifty Shades of Grey  by E L James Yall need to get out more. 6.   Infinite Jest  by David Foster Wallace Not even my love for hot, mentally unstable professorial crazy guys can get me through Infinite Jest. Lordy, how Ive tried. 6.   A Confederacy of Dunces  by John Kennedy Toole I am beginning to think that I wont buy anymore books by authors with three names serial killer have three names too neither has a positive outcome. 7.   Great Expectations  by Charles Dickens Howls of outrage, I know. Please dont wake me with your yammering about him. 8.   Ã‚  The Life and Opinions of  Ã‚  Tristram Shandy  by Laurence Stern I remain convinced that no one ever reads this for pleasure (you are a liar, sir yes, you over there. LIAR!) and it exists only on graduate school syllabi to weed out the weenies among us. 9.   Freedom  by Jonathan Franzen He-Who-Snubbed-the-Mighty-Oprah Jonathan Franzen. The last time I went to the clearance aisle at Half Price Books, there were at least a half a dozen hardback copies going for a whopping $3.00.   Hey, thats was beer that was sitting on our shelves doing nothing! Cute bird, though. 10.   Clarissa, or, The History of a Young Lady  by Samuel Richardson   Though it was amusing to read Clarissa defending her virtue WHILE writing in her diary, at 808 pages, this relic from graduate school currently serves a a doorstop in my bedroom. True story. All right, readers. Confession time. What books have YOU never managed to complete? Cmon. We wont judge you! Much

Alternative Meanings for Hand and Names of Its Parts

Alternative Meanings for Hand and Names of Its Parts Alternative Meanings for â€Å"Hand† and Names of Its Parts Alternative Meanings for â€Å"Hand† and Names of Its Parts By Mark Nichol The human hand is such a quintessential element of our anatomy we wouldn’t be human without ours (specifically, without our prehensile thumbs) that we have applied the word to many literal and figurative senses other than the physiological one, as well as a wealth of idiomatic phrases (too many to list here). Here’s a discussion of alternative meanings of hand, as well as those for its parts. Hand can refer to participation or an offer of assistance, or it denotes a round of applause. It applies to a body part or a component of an object resembling a hand, and a symbol resembling a hand with an outstretched index finger is called a hand, or an index. An aspect, direction, or side is called a hand; on the other hand, the word also refers to the concept of control, possession, or supervision. One can give one’s hand as a pledge (usually, in reference to marriage), and one’s signature or handwriting is called one’s hand. The word denotes ability or skill, or interest or participation or a significant role. In card or other games, hand refers to the cards or game pieces held, to a round in a game, or to a player in a game; by figurative extension, it means â€Å"the strength of one’s position.† In the realm of a rougher game, pugilistics (boxing), or in fighting in general, hand identifies a punch. The creator or producer of a work might be acknowledged as a hand; it could also reference someone with knowledge of or skill in a specific topic, or handiwork or workmanship. The word also applies, more mundanely, to an employee or worker, especially a laborer, or a member of a ship’s crew (or the figurative equivalent). In a sense more akin to tactile connotations, hand describes the feel of a material. Finger, too, has other meanings, including something resembling a finger in shape or function, or a measurement equivalent to the general width of a finger. As a verb, it means to identify or to touch, to extend as a finger would be extended, or to play music using one’s fingers. Likewise, thumb applies to something with a thumblike appearance, and, as a verb, it means â€Å"to leaf through a book or to cause wear by doing so,† or â€Å"to hitchhike or to signal for a ride by holding out one’s thumb.† A knuckle, too, is something that looks like a joint in a bodily appendage (or, in the case of a cut of meat, is that anatomical part from livestock), including a weapon worn on the knuckles and more commonly called brass knuckles. Knuckle can also refer to a part of a hinge or to a structural component with the appearance of a knuckle. To knuckle is to press or rub with one’s knuckles. Palm extends to objects that might remind one of that part of the hand; the palm tree derives its name from resemblance of the fan-shaped leaves to a hand. A palm is also the act of palming; to palm is to conceal with one’s hand or to stealthily give or take something, or, by extension, to commit fraud. It also means to touch with one’s palm, as in the basketball violation of resting a ball in one’s hand during dribbling. Want to improve your English in five minutes a day? Get a subscription and start receiving our writing tips and exercises daily! Keep learning! Browse the Vocabulary category, check our popular posts, or choose a related post below:70 "Home" Idioms and ExpressionsRules for Capitalization in TitlesFew vs. Several